Blond Jokes?

A blond walks into the hair dressers with headphones on. She tells the cosmotoligist that she wants a trim-but she has to keep her headphones on. So the blond sat down and began getting her cut. Then the hair dresser accidently knocked off the blond's headphones. The blond rolled on the floor and was turning purple. The hair dresser was flabberghasted! She quickly picked up the headphones to see what had caused the blond to turn purple. She listened, she heard a man's voice... "breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out..."

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It's a good one. Thanks for the laugh

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One of the very first blond jokes I ever heard. Lord knows that was years ago. It's still funny tho.

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i heard that one before

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*cute*...it was'nt roll on the floor funny though,... i got some for ya..

A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

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LOL!

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i knew it..

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How can you tell a Blonds been using the Computer?

There's White out on the screen.

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stupid joke

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older than dirt

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I heard that when I was like in the 3rd grade, but it's still good!!!